Fakespeare on Capitalism

“Oh fair and learned Richard Feynman, thy words doth ring true- ‘The first principle is that thou must not fool thyself- For ’tis thyself, that art the easiest to deceive. This principle of self-awareness and honesty Can be applied to the critique of capitalism, Which some do call deceitful and truth-hiding.

But let us not forget, dear friends, that deception And self-deception are not unique to this system alone. Survival doth oft require self-deception, And even the act of procreation is based on deceit. Advertising may be misleading, yet the choice is thine Whether to engage or not, unlike systems imposed By governments, which offer no such liberty.

Yet let us not forget the advancements brought forth by capitalism, Such as the internet – a technology that doth revolutionize The way we communicate, access knowledge, and conduct trade. This internet, born of government funding and capitalist incentive, Hath given us access to all human knowledge at our fingertips, A boon for humanity, once but a distant dream.”

The internet, a technological marvel of our time, Hath revolutionized communication and commerce, And provided access to knowledge untold. But let us not forget, dear friends, its creation Was not solely by the hand of industry or man, But a partnership betwixt government and capital. The military and the base desires of man, Did play their part in its development.

Though some may deem this fact unsightly, Let us ponder the implications of a world without it. Information and knowledge would be scarce, Connection with our global kin, non-existent, And the speed and efficiency of our trades, greatly hindered.

As Matt Ridley’s “The Rational Optimist” doth attest, Specialization in any field doth bring Access to knowledge, tools and technology Once reserved for kings of great power and might. This is made evident by the internet’s democratization Of information, accessible to all with but a connection.

Blessed are we to live in this present age, Where knowledge and resources are at our very fingertips. The internet doth allow for collaboration, Communication and new opportunities for trade and innovation, Leading to prosperity and economic growth.

Though capitalism doth have its faults, Serious alternatives do not presently exist. It is not about ideas that please, but those that prove effective. We are but players in a larger game, Our choices limited by the rules thereof. The most we can hope for, is to be well-maintained players, Until replaced by newer and more proficient ones.”

"A gilded No is more satisfactory than a dry yes" - Gracian